Recent reviews by i'm DONEEEEEE

Really makes you FEEL like a Kiwi

A liquid brown substance appeared on the back of my pants after playing this game.

I guess that's why they call it Content Warning... 10/10 need new pants would shart again

MUST KEEP FLIPPING! THE COIN GODS DEMAND IT!

No Man's Sky is the gaming equivalent of a hyped 1st round draft pick who fumbles the bag in his first year, comes back next year and has a winning record, then the next year goes to the playoffs, then the next year wins the Super Bowl. And when you think he's done? He wins another ring. And another, and so on.

This game is truly a labor of love, as it has been since its shaky launch, and if you don't think this game is worthy of being called a labor of love, then you have been living under a grease goblin's gaming chair. This game has routinely been receiving committed fixes, updates, and new content since its inception in 2016. That's almost a decade of work by this dedicated dev team. For reference, in that span of time I have: graduated high school, graduated college, worked four different jobs, had several relationships (some long-term), and much more. And guess what? They're still updating this game.

I plan on playing this game for years to come, and I'm sure Hello Games will be hard at work on this game in those coming years. Honestly, if they keep up at this rate, I'm excited to see the future state of the game.

I didn't buy this game at launch, but the launch fiasco for this game will go down in gaming history as a mere blemish in comparison to what the game has become. It really is the greatest comeback in gaming, and it sets a great precedent to come for the gaming industry. Sure, there's still plenty of room to grow, but no game is without flaw.

Figured I can at least leave a thumbs up on a review to show my support. Incredible game and dev team.

You can have fat garlic nuts. And then you can make them bigger.

I AM THE ONE-ARMED BOOGIEMAN!

I watched a falling star land on and absolutely obliterate a flying pig directly in front of my camera.

Bacon is ready!

Hear me out. It's Borderlands...

...but enhanced.

MASSIVE!

Santa went on a rampage, and so Bucket Man must spawn more buckets to clean up Santa's destructive mess. If you like bloodying up water buckets, throwing dynamite at your friends who are just trying to do their minimum wage janitorial job, or stacking stools to the ceiling for one bloody achievement, this game might be for you.

If you don't like any of those things, or if you're tired of cleaning up after Santa's psychotic, work-stress related, testosterone-fueled murdering sprees, WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! GET BACK TO WORK!

I once spent an entire match attempting to throw a rock off a wall to hit someone. In the process, I died an astounding twenty-something times. As the match was winding down to its final seconds, I began to lose hope. I hurled my last rock like an angry Atlas, and the weight of the world fell upon some poor medieval warrior crushed beneath my behemoth throw. The match ended, the battle had been lost, and I somehow managed to escape with one kill on someone who was NOT my teammate. I rejoiced at our loss, for one man's loss is another man's victory.

FOR MORDHAU!