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🎈 🎍 🌂 📒 👾 🥒 📗 💗 🐟 👑 💃 🍆 ⚡ 🐛 👑 🍇
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
⛳ 🐠 👽 💛 🏓 🐳 🎈 💚 📘 🥞 📗 💎 📒 📕 🏀 👃
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