Jordo
Jordan Slessor
Alberta, Canada
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
131
Hours played
32
Achievements
Recent Activity
198 hrs on record
last played on 14 May
50 hrs on record
last played on 13 May
3.4 hrs on record
last played on 11 May
MaX PoWeR™ 13 Apr @ 1:34pm 
CS2 cheatos
Definitely Not A Smurf XD 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33pm 
Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥ing rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mouse♥♥♥♥er didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
Dallas 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm 
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Young, Black, and Gifted 20 Jul, 2021 @ 9:36pm 
HOLY EFFING EFF!!!!! (Lots of enthusiasm here guys.) So anyways I was just doing my daily steam profile browsing and I came across this absolute CUTIE!!!!!!! <3 (yep, I'm talking about you hehehehehehe) anyways im legally required to tell you im a registered sex offender (OOPSIES HAHA!!!!111111) Have an awesome day :)))))
Definitely Not A Smurf XD 17 Jun, 2021 @ 7:45pm 
dude this guy said hed replace my windshield but he ended up licking my nips instead - Not cool Jordan. I paid you 12 dollars for a service and you didnt deliver. The whole point of capitalism is that you provide services to ME when I ask for it. I'm an AMERICAN citizen and I shouldnt be subjected to this oppression. There's only two things I hate in this world 1) Oppresors 2) Women
Young, Black, and Gifted 11 Dec, 2020 @ 4:43am 
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