Recent reviews by naisu

This game right here is basically what you would get from putting guns in minecraft and making it look so realistic, the actual tv news channels would pose it as real war footage. The possibilities are endless in this military sandbox. And I dont even consider myself a military geek or a milsim guy, its just that Arma offers stuff to satisfy almost every gamer demographic. Whatever your vice is, the steam workshop probably got something just for you. The amount of both the vanilla and community created content, and the sheer replay-ability the unpredictable scenarios and simulated AI can provide, will make you keep playing this game for years.

Its one of those games that is better with friends of course. Go bully them into buying it, right now. Just keep in mind that you are not gonna know ♥♥♥♥ about how to play it in your first 200 hours or so and you are likely going to experience a lot of something, commonly referred to as testicular torsion. But don't worry, that is just part of the 💫✨☄️Experience☄️✨💫.
- This game is responsible for just so many fun and good memories with my bros man.

And don't be put off by bohemia's dlc policy right away (i know its hard not to), all those dlcs you see on the store page are completely optional. Most of the good stuff you going to play, is going to be from the workshop anyways.

Im telling you man, they really must revive the tradition of making all your vidya be inspired by the Army of Darkness movie. They simply don't make games like this no mo...

Seriously though, the aesthetics, the genius level design, the near immersive-sim level of detail and the timeless humor, that doesn't revolve around jokes about karens, tesla trucks and covid, - (i just got some beef with that Postal Brain Damaged game's writing, like damn it aged so bad in less than 3 years of the game's existence (or mb being chronically online makes you desensitized to some semi-trendy jokes a tad too quick idk))
- it doesn't have to be this much fисking awesome, yet instead of feeling like a reskin of DOOM, and only giving hints at some sort of narrative, it makes a stellar leap from its ancestor in both the storytelling and raw gameplay with fun enemy designs, most requiring specific tactics and the right choice of utensils for eating their asses out. Pause.

The unconventional arsenal, while making the game feel unique and fresh, perfectly fits the absurd, silly and grotesque nature of whatever the fиck is happening in this game.

And those sprites man, they do look real nice and crisp, seasoned with some juicy sound design and score - those grave digger pimp tunes really do sooth one's weary soul fr.

Aight, I know that Duke Nukem 3D technically did it all before Blood (minus the cemeteries.. and the mimes.), but between a blond chad with a steroid induced bubble belly who also canonically has an everwet pecker, and an undead schizo cowboy with a Zinc deficiency, I do relate to the later one a bit more, I've got to admit.

And. To think all of that, running on the Build engine, would still feel so smooth and so damn fun to play today. You boomer mfs are truly spoiled by the real gems like DN 3D and Blood right here, I don't even wanna hear any of your bullcrap about us having better games, just because our zoomer vidya allow us to finally fulfill every real gamer's wettest dream of playing as a non-binary 7ft tall cyan beaver (btw nothing is wrong with that, just grow up), it still cannot best the real rapture of stabbing a zombie with a pitchfork, just to blow him to bits with a jolly ol' bundle of dynamite sticks afterwards, while also setting some real talkative slavic mythology buffs on fire with a flare gun. - This is the real poetry gamified right here folks.

I highly recommend it if you are blessed with a high enough dexterity stat to pick those corners and somehow not get clapped by a hitscanning shotgun fanatic, or simply if you enjoy games made with passion by people who actually wanted you to have fun.

Thank you for skimming through this product of clinical graphomania, as Im on my way to take my well deserved 14-hour long power nap.

I've beaten dmc1 and 3, and I still have no idea how to play these games. I fиcking hate games that have ranking systems and shіt, but damn if they don't have most badass plots, stylish designs and the most amazing aesthetics forcing you to keep playing just to see whats gonna happen next. Basically this series together with other 90% of Japanese games ever made are a sweet-suffering gaming equivalent of an actual S&M play. And since minor physical pain makes me cry like a little girl, these are my number one go-to alternative to the actual thing. VERY NICEEE 👍👍👍

Dwarves are my favorite race in any fantasy setting fr. They are just chilling, mining resources and getting sh1tface drunk while singing jolly tunes. Like hell yeah.

As for the game its good and can be quite challenging both in combat and the general survival gameplay and all that, the trips deeper into the mines require preparation and clever resource management, and you gotta make use of all them buffs and useful effects in especially dangerous areas. It's fun to explore new places, and the feeling of progression is quite nice, but as a downside the game can feel linear and more like a journey rather than your typical survival/sandbox experience, as you will have to build multiple bases rather than sticking to one, if that aint a problem for you, you are going to have a blast, especially if you've got buddies to play it with.

I give it 5 silky smooth cotton candy smelling dwarven beards out of 5, check it out asap, and I'm gonna go rewatch the movies again.

A masterpiece. (im literally a raccoon).

This game has absolutely no right to be this good for that 0 buck you pay for it. Go play it. Now.

A superb multiplayer experience. The game lets you pick up any cool stick you find on the ground and fight other random men-children like you.

The fact you are reading this is only possible due to the physical properties of a wooden stick. imma beat yo monkey ass

This game took my pre-order v-card and I have no regrets.
Although it still needs some patching done, its a definite improvement over the first game in pretty much every aspect.

Further proves the superiority of the sticks based economy.