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Vila Real, Portugal 
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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice
my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
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Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me."
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Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.
-- Albert Einstein
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Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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The major sin is the sin of being born.
-- Samuel Beckett
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Many mental processes admit of being roughly measured. For