Jotakupo
JC García
 
 
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
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La marejada te naufraga en la isla de las ranas,
allá donde anfibias humanoides moraban.
Te roban los trozos del barco, aquestas de marras,
y te hacen mil encargos, a cambio de mil nadas.
¡Habrase visto semejantes
batracias maleducadas!

"Sube a la cima de la montaña,
busca y tráeme la flor de hielo".
"Encuentra a mi hijo, desorientado,
porque claramente es medio lelo,
en este o cualquier lado"
—dice la mamá rana,
mientras señala con la mano
un abismal y peligroso acantilado.

Que tú piensas:
—"¿No era yo marinero,
hasta que he naufragado?
¿Que ahora soy jardinero, guardabosque, bombero...
o el chico de los recados?
¡Si mi barco entero estuviera,
aquí los dejaba a todos tirados!"

Flashbacks trágicos, bromas,
misterios soterrados;
Sueños de muerte, gaviotas,
cócteles de barro.
Grumete de gorra, pipa y botas,
de momento con las ranas atrapado.
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Ireiiro 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am 
guapérrimo
Faustino 22 May, 2020 @ 11:04am 
Sacando insignias
Sergiovan 8 Jan, 2014 @ 4:04pm 
Me llevo la virginidad de tu sección de comentarios, BWAHAHAHAA!