Recent reviews by feste

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about this game, Screw Drivers. Believe me, it’s the best game you’ve ever seen. I know games, okay? I’ve played them all. And Screw Drivers is something else—absolutely incredible. It’s tremendous. You wouldn’t believe it.

So, you’re building cars. Fantastic cars. They say "Donald, these are the fastest cars ever." We’re talking about cars that are so fast, so sleek, they make other cars look like they’re standing still. Tremendous speed. We're talking about gear ratios that are so perfect, so precise, you could say it’s like they were engineered by genius-level engineers. It’s not just fast, it’s sonic boom fast. You get to a point where the car is going so fast, it hits a sonic boom. We’ve never seen this before—nobody’s ever seen this before.

And the game? It’s beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. The graphics are amazing. I’ve seen games, and let me tell you, Screw Drivers has the best graphics. They’re the best. The kind of graphics that make you think, “Wow, this is the best looking game ever.” The physics? Unbelievable. The way the car handles, it’s so smooth, so perfect. You can’t get a better experience.

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Has anyone considered that the dealer might be Courtney Love?

Classic Game, detailed and requires a quite bit of strategy. This is as good as it gets. Better than Cities: Skylines, and the massively disappointing SimCity 2013. Game is 20 years old at the time of this review, and the creators went out of business long ago, so there will be no updates. Because of this, there are compatibility issues which often steers new players away and cause them to leave a nasty review. However, it doesn't have to be like this; there are easy workarounds to most of them with little research!

For running the game above 1080p, this guide is a must follow!
https://steamproxy.com/app/24780/discussions/0/1471967615838569110/

For crashing issues, the most common culprit is the game utilizing multiple cores when it was made to only handle one. Use -CPUCount:1 in the launch options. Still save often, as there could be other reasons your game crashes and they may not have a resolution. Besides, its a good habit.

Finally I recommend every one download and install the latest version of NAM (Network Addon Mod). NAM is essentially a mod that combines a bunch of useful mods. It provides you with extensive and detailed road, highway, rail, subway, etc., combinations. Even if you do not wish to use these features, it contains its own traffic simulator that changes the path finding and parameters of the infrastructure to reduce traffic greatly and make it more realistic. It is worth gold for that alone. Plus it is completely free.
https://www.sc4nam.com/download-the-nam/

Cookie Clicker's less successful cousin.

When my wife left me and took full custody of all 26 of my Irish children, I almost lost it. I became suicidal, cutting deep into my wrists and wishing the emotional turmoil would end. I opened up my computer and planned to have one last good time before I ended my pain-stricken and worthless life. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a notification popped up on my desktop, a steam gift, I could only wonder what it was. I finally used my last essence of courage and wonder I had left in my battered and bruised body to open it. TF2 emerged on my screen. ♥♥♥♥ it, I might as well have some fun on my last day of measly existence. I downloaded and opened the game. A flash of colour, the amazing soundtrack, enjoyment. I came to the epiphany that it had not been a worthless journey. I had rediscovered Jesus. No not Jesus, one who is greater than he, the legendary Gaben. I played it for hours on end. Win after Win. My wife came to her senses and realised the sexy alpha male she was missing out on. She came home, all my children in her hands.

'I miss you' she cried.
'Eat a ♥♥♥♥ Bethany, I have TF2 now'.

I slammed the door in that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. I could hear her wail into the cold night air, her cries piercing the air like a gunshot in an enclosed room. She got in the stupid, run down car that she drove, pilling the disgusting fruit of my loins into it. Good, I hope that she died. I returned to my computer to see a notification, TF2. I opened it and it was a direct message with a picture attachment, a fully naked Gaben in a silk curtain stared into the camera. The captioning was, 'Hey sexy, if you really love me, you'll put your♥♥♥♥♥♥in the usb drive, see you soon, x', at first, I was repulsed and confused, but it occurred to me, this was the will of the aforementioned higher power. Of Gaben the Great himself. Without further hesitation, I did as I was instructed, it hurt, but it was a required evil. I became sucked into the machine, ♥♥♥♥ first, and arrived in the map 'ctf_2fort', and saw a lone figure crouched on the ground, after closer inspection, I realised they were just short. I walked over and saw the familiar angelic face, and glasses, I saw the sly grin spread across his face, he took a step toward me.

'Hey man, you want a golden frying pan?', he said sexily.
I ran and embraced him, lifting him off the ground.
'I love you, Gaben',
'I love you too',
He hopped in his bumper car, one seat. Only one.
'Where am I supposed to sit?' I whined.
'Oh, about that, you can just sit on daddy's lap' he winked.
I sat down and felt his raging erection touch the tip of my ♥♥♥♥
We sped off into the sunset, into a life of wonder and romance.

Fin.