H-Help! B-Bestie... I'm... I'm freaking all over the place..! My freak it's... Making a puddle by my feet... Oh I'm so sorry bestie... If only you got help me... L-Lick it up... >.<

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ill buy you a body pillow

-rep trash

I have feelings for a girl in my discord server but we have never talked, how do I approach her and start a conversation?

You walk up to her and say, “Are your legs tired?”

She says, “No. Why?”

And you say, “Because you’ve been running through general chat all weekend.”

If, the next day, you don’t catch her asking to be your kitten, write me back with your address and I’ll mail you $50.

The ice has been broken. Now, ask her if you go on an edate.

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