Recent reviews by Bacon Egg & Fart

Play Halo instead I think it's a better game and the green guy is cool but I think mustard chef is a dumb name

This is nothing like Lost Base Escape

Garry has some pretty good mods i guess

My mom doesn't let me play Worms because there is much violence and she tells me to shut up and calls me fat. I am fat and I have male pattern baldness too but I don't like when she says to me to shut up because the Wormies have feelings too and I don't want my comrades in arms to get boo boos and kill themselves and others

Screen too bright. Need to squint to play the game.

I don't make anything I just like to eat broccoli and drink milk

I have a crush on Melka from Skyrim or something

I can't swim so this game scared me a lot because when I go to the pool I sink to the bottom and the lifeguard has to pull me back out and they yell at me for peeing in the pool even though I didn't that was my brother and they make fun of my fat belly and my stretch marks

It gets boring after a while

My mom took away my barbercue chips because I was "making a mess" and there were "crumbs everywhere" and "my doctor said my cholesterol is extremely high risk" MY LIFE IS SO HARD IT SUCKS I spent my allowance money on those chips and my mommy doesn't give me a lot because shes a CHEAPSKATE and she only gives me $15 dollars (fifteen dollars) a week like COME ON