johnvinder
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purveyor of cocktails, maker of jokes
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smL 28 Αυγ 2020, 6:37 
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ellie 7 Μαϊ 2017, 18:27 
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ellie 6 Μαϊ 2017, 0:22 
My first time on Club Penguin I was a 9 year old girl. There was some kid named something generic like "cutesurferboy13." He said he was 14 so I said I was 13. The next message has been immortalized in my brain.

"do u have a nice but"

For whatever reason I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ panicked. I felt hot like the walls were closing in on me and I couldn't breathe. A sense of imminent doom descended upon me. I had never been confronted with something of a sexual nature this way.

I frantically typed "i am 9 srry"

I logged off and never logged back on again.
ellie 1 Μαϊ 2017, 15:36 
hey john, just checking in with you for the company's biannual evaluation. according to our records you have only sold 3 mattresses this past week. ! !!! ! john you were our best mattress salesman which is why bertha added you to the marketing team. not to pry into your personal life john but tony wanted to know if this slump was related to your marital troubles with chelsea i know you might not want to share but we are worried that we will lose our best mattress salesman! if you are interested in seeking maternity leave we unfortunately can not aid you with that! but if you would like to take some time off to focus on your family please contact human resources to request paid leave! thank you! also sierra from public resources filed a complaint regarding her garlic knots! you are our best sales man ! john! please do not make us have to suspend your kitchen privileges ! thank you! john have a wonderful!! evening
johnvinder 29 Απρ 2017, 17:17 
appreciate the enthusiasm!!!! thank u for your continueous support. #savethewales!!!!!!!!
ellie 25 Απρ 2017, 15:44 
♥♥♥♥♥ please its not hard to decide... Bluffed, doozek, Truepain, venom and anyone els.. Reason being I have chem with doozek and venom so me for a 5th. doozek is a fragger, You because IGL Venom because he is nutty. and not macaroni because he doesnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen in scrims what do you think he is gonna do when league matches roll around? Listen? HAHA no... You wanna win open? pick players with experiance.