Captain Jack Miouf
Texas, United States
Level
67
Lethal
100 XP
 
 
Back in my day, we didn't need fancy Stanley Tumblers. In fact, 2 girls could share 1 cup, and a guy was fine with just a jar.

Sex robots?
Knowing my luck, I'll likely be naked and handcuffed to the bed posts while R2-Double-D steals my car battery.

Thinking of zombies as adolescent skeletons, might help.

Prepare to get switched up. :switch:
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76561199233784537 8 May, 2024 @ 1:53pm 
heey, added :3
◥꧁💫Alina💫꧂◤ 6 Apr, 2024 @ 3:39am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚊♡ 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:28am 
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✅ + REP
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✅ Cool guy !!!
IzzlΞSedai✨ 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am 
added to see if youre interested in selling some tf2 stuff for keys :)
Veneer 23 Aug, 2021 @ 3:26am 
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Friendly Guy 🤴❤️
😊😊 We can be friends for future games 😊😊

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✅+Rep Friendly guy! ✅
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❤️✅+REP Nice profile ! ✅❤️
✅+REP Have a nice day ! ✅
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Luffaren 22 Aug, 2021 @ 8:32pm 
+rep