Recent reviews by Dr. Dick Flatten

mongus

horror

joe mama

GOD I LOVE SUPER MONKEY BALL and hunky friend with big muscle got me this game as a birthday gift but i swear to Allah if i ever meet the man who designed the world 2 boss i am going to bite his f*cking head off only reason i wont recommend this game is because of the boss fights specifically the second one because i cant get passed it to see what any of the other boss fights are like. God i am going to twerk my ass if i ever beat the world 2 boss.

This game has the worst keyboard controls i have ever seen and has even worse controller support even though it was a game for the xbox 360 this game has partial controller support it is literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impossible to play this game on pc lmao.

(Rockstar with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money in the world releases a game that gives you a massive problem if you have a 4core for you PC and there is nothing they can do to fix it so its on you to solve the problem by installing a fix for it and it constantly crashes which is no surprise because its 108GBs of an empty ass open world purely made for the bragging rights of their graphics) conveniently after writing my first review my game started crashing during launch until i launched it in safe mode where the graphics are lowered to the point that they look like someone drew them with crayons.

Friend bought this game for me. Game and gameplay is fine. Cant play a single round without a cheater joining even in a password protected server. Developer is not active so this will not change any time soon. Just go get a coffee from macdonalds or hit the dollar store.

So good, very fun, great lore!

Literally terrible

Good game i got world record speedrun secret ending.