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dm me if you like the oxford comma

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hobo 24 Jan, 2021 @ 5:11pm 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
hobo 25 Nov, 2019 @ 7:40pm 
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Malcanuo 1 Nov, 2019 @ 7:33pm 
I sucki sucki ur peen
hobo 31 Oct, 2019 @ 11:34am 
You subhuman baboon. You literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. Die. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
hobo 11 May, 2019 @ 11:36am 
It's important to note that black men commit nearly 52% of all the murders in the United States, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of black men commiting these murders are probably ages 18-40 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Americans are commiting around 50% of the murders.
DAVE 25 Apr, 2019 @ 4:22pm 
okay, i just watched the movie about 24 seconds ago, and it turns out that in the end han solo dies from chewy eating his ass to hard, and iron man dies from aids that he contracted through his CRAZY weeked with antman ;), cap dies of a heroin overdose(we all knew he had a problem) and last and very least spiderman comes back only to be squashed by the thicc ni🅱🅱a himself, jesus.

omg i almost forgot that ben10 shows up with naruto and start to say "♥♥♥♥♥♥" it really felt like one of those jokes that was really uncalled for, but made everyone laugh regardless.