Coach Marty Daniels
Barney Stinson   Vatican City State (Holy See)
 
 
My guillotine, drank promethazine (Drank prometh')
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76561199488066715 29 May @ 5:30am 
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Kohend 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am 
I was not popular in high school. Girls used to clown me. I kept my nose to the grindstone and became a robotics engineer, worked out, and became a desirable man. One of those girls, the hottest girl that I went to school with, ended up working for the same company that I'd worked for but as a production worker. She was now a recovering meth addict and approached me saying "wow you look great and you've done really well for yourself, you wanna hang out sometime?" This girl literally looked like the witch from the sword and the stone. I declined and she quit the next day. I'd be lying if I said that didn't feel pretty good.
Kohend 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30pm 
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I. Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable. I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right? You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it. I never should have let my dojo membership run out. Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen." Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
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r0xi3 coal 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm 
-rep retarded?
piehead567 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20pm 
Added for ak jaguar