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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

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+rep pretty cool dude queue with him. Ignore what the ♥♥♥♥ nut under me has to say

-rep really ♥♥♥♥ never queue with him

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

added for possible help :)

All he does is speak the profane

Scammed me out of my dragon lore -100,000,000REP

+rep good player kind guy and good friend

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☼ ♥ If you have an amazing gay boyfriend , put this on his wall ♥ ☼[ret]
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-rep is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

tru

trash at civ

@Kaged learn how to spell NOGGA

+rep sucked my ♥♥♥♥

+REP NICE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHO LIKES GAMES GOOD AT CS LIKES TO SUCK UR FORESKIN OFF AND UH YEAH HES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

grrrr

-10 rep

-rep

Look at how much -rep.. Cute.. Get good - stop being sketchy as ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥ u talkin bout ♥♥♥♥♥?? he aint no ♥♥♥♥♥, now get yo whitey white ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outta here

-rep ♥♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep you suck

harambae

MV Mild Violence

...I think that I might be mocking the wrong fanfiction. This is clearly not a lemon. But I better read a bit more to see if I should continue this mock.

"Did you enjoy your lobster," asked Hank Hill. "It was d-liscious," said his wife Peggy. As they do every year on their anniversary Hank took his wife Peggy out to a fancy French restaurant and got her drunk on champagne. Hank had looked forward to this for a long time since it was one day he was guaranteed sex. "So Peggy, are you ready to do it?," Hank said with a smile.

That seems OOC of Hank, maybe I should continue to mock too see if any other person is being OOC.

"Come on let's go to the bedroom," Peggy said.

Peggy trudged over to the bedroom stripped naked, laid on the bed, and spread her legs.

She is most likely covered by censors.

"Honey, before you ♥♥♥♥ me how about a little foreplay, eat me out or something."

OMG she just said the F-word on a TV-14 fanfiction.

said Peggy. "Ha-ha," laughed Hank, "Don't be ridiculous. Do you know who invented eating ♥♥♥♥♥? The French, that's who. And I am not about to eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Frenchman.

Do your research man, France is Bi. He just seems gay because he part of a group of men in which means he only got men to flirt with.

Now get ready for what's coming."

Hank undressed slowly. Peggy watched in disgust as her overweight husband's man bosoms and belly came into sight. Hank then took of his pants exposing his 3 ½ inch wiener.

Something tells me that the wiener is not censored.

"Yup, you married one sexy man Peggy," said Hank admiring his body which he kept shaved hairless below the neck. Hank climbed up getting into position. He then thrust forward several times missing Peggy's beaver and hitting her thigh.

When did Peggy own a beaver?

"Ohhhhh Gawwwwwd!," Hank shouted in ecstasy as he blew his load all over Peggy's leg.

Of course we only saw shadows of that happening due to the TV-14 rating.

After that Hank rolled off of Peggy and quickly fell asleep. Peggy cleaned her self up and went to the kitchen. She was so frustrated that she grabbed a bottle of Wild Turkey from the liquor cabinet and started taking shots. She was fed up with Hanks gross appearance, poor performance in bed, and most of all his small penis. She had had enough it was there she decided she was going to have an affair.

The next day was just another day as usual. Peggy cooked bacon and eggs for Hank and Bobby then sent them off to work and school respectively. After she had finished cleaning up she grabbed her keys to drive to the grocery store. About half way to the store however Peggy realized she didn't have her purse so she turned back. She didn't make any noise as she entered the house and when she looked in the den what she saw surprised her

It was Bobby, who was ditching school for something that will end up being the real plot of this fanfiction.

It was Lucky, her niece Luanne's fiance and he was jacking off to a porno.

Ok I think I know the real plot of this fic and it is to make Lucky stop viewing porn.

Peggy's jaw dropped from what she saw. Lucky's ♥♥♥♥ must have been ten inches long and thick too. He was just sitting there jacking off to a scene of a guy having sex with Siamese twins.

Lucky not just watching porn but he watching strange porn. (No offense to real Siamese twins who do make porn.)

Peggy was instantly wet and without thinking her hand moved up her skirt and she was rubbing her ♥♥♥♥♥.

You know I think I can count this as getting crap past the radar.

Lucky tensed up and ejaculated all over the couch. The sight was to much for Peggy and she came like a banshee screaming for dear life.

Really getting crap past the radar.

Then she fainted.

"What's going on Peggy?," asked Lucky. Peggy slowly opened her eyes seeing Lucky standing over her naked. She began to blush from embarrassment and arousal. "I am so sorry. It's just I have never seen a ♥♥♥♥ like that in my life." "Really," smirked Mike, " Hank doesn't do it for you in bed." "God no Hank is terrible. He has a teeny tiny ♥♥♥♥, won't eat ♥♥♥♥♥, and can't last 5 seconds without ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and and…,"

More crap past the radar, they on a row, and I am just going to stop noting the crap they are getting past the radar.

Peggy began to cry. "That's awful. I recon we oughta teach Hank a lesson."

Use your brain Lucky, you can't teach someone a lesson for having normal flaw...well maybe you guys can teach him a lesson for the the eating Peggy out.

said Lucky. "Really" said Peggy. "Really" Lucky said.

Well I guess that now, It's lesson teaching time

That evening Hank came walking in through the door when out of nowhere someone threw a sack over his head. "Wha-ha," Hank shouted. He was in complete shock. The unseen assailant then punched Hank in the stomach hard sending him to the ground. He tried to reach for the sack that was blinding him but some one looped a rope around his neck and started strangling him. Hank blacked out.

When Hank came to he was naked, tied to a chair, and still had a sack over his head. He heard snickering. "What the ♥♥♥♥ is going on here. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better let me go or I am going to kill you," shouted Hank. Lucky walked over and pulled the sack off Hank's head. "Oh my God!," Hank said stunned. He could not believe what he saw;

It was a Pokemon fanfiction where 10 year-old girls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

his wife was naked and making out with John Redcorn who was also naked

Wow first Nancy cheats on Dale with John Redcorn and now Peggy is cheating on Hank with John Redcorn. Soon every wife going to cheat on their lover with John Redcorn.

and Lucky was standing there laughing also naked. "Peggy how could you," Hank said shocked. Peggy answered him, "Just shut the ♥♥♥♥ you worthless tird. I have needs that have never been satisfied and now you can watch how real men with normal sized penises and urethras ♥♥♥♥."

How is that going to teach Hank that France is not gay?

"But Peggy," Hank began to blubber.

Instantly a smack caught him in the side of the head. Lucky said, "You don't do or say anything unless you are told or I'll hurt you bad. Do you understand?" Hank nodded his head yes. "Okay John Redcorn why don't you show this ♥♥♥♥♥ what you've got," laughed Lucky. "With pleasure," said John. Peggy grabbed Redcorn's ♥♥♥♥ and started rubbing it to erection. "Oh my," Peggy was amazed by it's size it was even longer than Lucky's and as wide as her forearm.

Wow that is really big.

His scrotum looked like a deflated football. "How big is it?" "Fifteen inches and I'm going to make you take it all."

John Redcorn started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Peggy like an animal. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her hard with long ♥♥♥♥ strokes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his ♥♥♥♥ in her all the way to the balls. I watched on in horror for what seemed like an eternity as Peggy had one screaming orgasm after another

That was the POV of a random person who was watching this episode.

After about two hours of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and more orgasms than Hank could count Redcorn let out a grunt and filled Peggy with his nut juice.

I thought only girls can make their own juice.

When he pulled out Hank could see what looked like gallons of semen leaking from his wife cooze.

*Look up cooze* Not only do Peggy got a beaver, but she also have a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl.

Lucky started untighing Hank. "All right Hank. I hope your hungry," he laughed. "Oh God! No, you want me to eat Peggy's ♥♥♥♥ with all that ♥♥♥ in it. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way!"

Well it is nut favored juice in with might taste as bad as honey favored juice.

Hank made his way for the door but Redcorn punched him in the side of the head making him fall to the ground. "I warned you," said Lucky. John held Hank down while Lucky walked over and began rummaging through Peggy's closet. He found what he was looking for; a pin cushion. Lucky pulled a long thin needle from the pin cushion. "Hank I think its about time I did something about you're narrow urethra," said Lucky. "You wouldn't," begged Hank. Peggy

chimed in, "Do it Lucky. This is payback for years of crappy narrow urethra sex." Hank started screaming at the top of his lungs trying to escape Redcorn's grip but it was no use, he was to weak compared to the native american. Lucky slowly inserted the long needle down hanks urethra blood started coming out as the needle hit the other end.

That really got to hurt.

Hank gave up struggling and just started crying. "Funny thing about these needles. They're very brittle. If you try to bend them they just snap," said Lucky. Hank looked on in horror as Lucky reached down and grabbed his ♥♥♥♥. Lucky began bending Hank's ♥♥♥♥ with the needle still in it and sure enough the needle broke into shards piercing the insides of Hank's miniscule digit. Hank screamed again and passed out from the pain.

Are you trying to kill Hank, Lucky. Hank cannot learn his lesson of having normal flaws and that France is not gay if he is dead.

When hank came to Redcorn, Lucky, and Peggy were all doubled over in laughter and his genitals were soaked in his own blood. "So ♥♥♥♥♥ are you ready to clean up Redcorn's splooge,"

I don't think I want to look up what a splooge is.

asked Peggy. "Yes. I'll do anything just please don't hurt me any more." said hank. Hank crawled up between Jenny's legs and began cleaning her ♥♥♥♥♥ with his mouth.

Either Peggy change her name to Jenny or another women is here.

It was disgusting. There must have been cups of semen in her ♥♥♥♥ and it smelled and tasted so bad I thought I might puke.

I guess nut juice is worst then honey juice.

Some one entered the room from behind hank just as he was finished.

"Knock Knock." It was Dale Hank's neighbor. "Hiya Hank. Guess what? I'm going to be you're videographer," said Dale as he began setting up a camera on a tripod. "This is so cool now we are both cuckolds Hank." Dale looked around. "Aw heck. Did I miss the feeding?" "Yah you did. But don't worry I have an idea. Dale start filming. Lucky, John hold Hank down." ordered peggy. The men all did as they were told. Peggy then squatted over Hank's face and started grunting. "Open your mouth Hank" said Peggy. Hank did as he was told. A moment later a big brown turd began coming out of Peggy's anus and slid right into Hank's mouth.

Eww.

Hank thought about spitting it out but didn't because he knew what the consequences would be. Hank was already chewing and swallowing the ♥♥♥♥ before Peggy was all the way done. Hank thought he was done when Peggy announced, "after all that fudge you must be thirsty Hank how about some fresh squeezed lemonade to wash it down." Peggy began pissing into Hank's mouth making him drink all her urine.

OMG Peggy's pee in lemon favored.

After Peggy finished John Redcorn and Lucky took turns first ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in and then pissing in Hank's mouth. Hank had so much human feces and urine in him that his stomach was stretched out like he had just eaten thanksgiving dinner. Hank rolled over and vomited some of it back up on the floor.

I don't think that Dale want all that on the video

"Oh my god hank that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting. Were you raised in a barn." said Peggy. "I'm sorry" said Hank. "Well start cleaning it up ♥♥♥♥ head," shouted Redcorn. Hank got down on his knees and started eating the vomited ♥♥♥♥ back up. It took all his strength not to vomit again.

It is also taking me all of my strength to not vomit.

Lucky took Hank and tied him back up to the chair.

"I don't know about you guys but all this excitement has me horny," said Lucky as he started to get undressed. "Hey Redcorn how about we do a three way this time you take Peggy's butt ill take her poon."

I don't even want to know what a poon is

Peggy said in a sultry voice, "Ooo, that sounds hot. I never let Hank put his wieney in my butt." Dale shouted in, "this'll look great on video. How about I add some background music?"

Dale is still recording this!?

"Good idea do it," said Lucky. Dale went over to the radio and switched on Trivisano. Hank started shouting, "Oh God no. Not Trivisano. I hate Trivisano. He sucks. I only like the Maxwell show." Lucky said, "shut up Hank or I'll cut your ♥♥♥♥ off," as he began ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Peggy's ♥♥♥♥. "I don't care this show sucks cut my ♥♥♥♥ off if you want but please change it to the Maxwell show."

Man, Hank really hate Trivisano.

Everyone ignored Hank as he started foaming at the mouth. The camera focused in on Peggy getting pounded at both ends. Peggy was in ecstasy Lucky and John were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in unison. "It's all the empty headed loser Democrats that keep electing cigarette thieves like Art Modell to public office." That was all Peggy had to hear her ♥♥♥♥♥ and anus both started convulsing as she had the most powerful orgasm of her life. That got Lucky and John going and they both started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as well filling both her hole

"Wingo," said Dale, "that was awesome. We should put this on utube."

It will get taken off of it as soon as a mod sees it.

"Good idea," said Redcorn. Hank was incredibly embarrassed. Dale showed the video to everyone on Rainey Street, Peggy showed the video to all of the kids at Tom Landry Junior High,

Peggy just scared a bunch of kids for life.

and the video became number one on you tube.

That because the mods who take off videos are too lazy to do that for some reason.

It was viewed so many times Leno even showed it on The Tonight Show.

The whole world is weird now.

Irregardless of all the embarrassment caused by the incident Hank was happy because he knew he had learned a valuable lesson.

The lesson was to not re-air this episode.

The End

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Give me my children back

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