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How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??
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Cropp's Law:
The amount of work done varies inversly with the time spent in the
office.
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Operative: "We locked on to Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you
hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location
inside of three minutes."

Mal: "You do that, best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord."
(tosses a gadget to the Operative)

Operative: "... pulse beacon..."
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If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
-- Raoul Duke
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Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
VALUES!!
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Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.
-- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"
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