FADE IN:

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. They
are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town.
The bedroom is lined with cloud wallpaper giving the
impression of sky.

One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "WANTED"
poster of a Mr. Potato Head taped to it.

A MR. POTATO HEAD DOLL is set in front of the poster. The
VOICE OVER of ANDY, a 6-year-old boy, can be heard acting
out all the voices of the scene.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD)
Alright everyone, this is a stick-
up! Don't anybody move! Now empty
that safe!

A GROUP OF TOYS have been crowded together in front of the
"BANK" box.

Andy's hand lowers a CERAMIC PIGGY BANK in front of Mr.
Potato Head and shakes out a pile of coins to the floor. Mr.
Potato Head kisses the coins.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD)
Ooh! Money. Money. Money.
(kissing noises)


A porcelain figurine of the shepherdess, BO PEEP, is brought
into the scene.

ANDY (AS BO PEEP)
Stop it! Stop it, you mean old
potato!

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD)
Quiet Bo Peep, or your sheep get
run over!

The companion porcelain sheep are placed in the center of a
Hot Wheels track loop.

ANDY (AS SHEEP)
Heeeeelp! BAAAAA! Heeeelp us!

ANDY (AS BO PEEP)
Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do
something!

WOODY, a pull-string doll cowboy, enters into the scene
opposite the inanimate spud.

Andy's hand pulls on the ring in the center of Woody's back.

WOODY (VOICE BOX)
Reach for the sky.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD)
Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!!

ANDY (AS WOODY)
I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

Andy's hand pulls out one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD)
Doooooh! How'd you know it was me!

ANDY (AS WOODY)
Are you gonna come quietly?

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD)
You can't touch me Sheriff! I
brought my attack dog with a built-
in force field!

Andy places a TOY DOG, with a SLINKY for a mid-section, in
front of Mr. Potato Head and stretches him out.

ANDY (AS WOODY)
Well I brought my DINOSAUR, who
eats force field dogs!!

Andy reveals a PLASTIC TYRANNOSAURUS REX, who stomps on the
Slinky Dog.

ANDY (AS DINOSAUR)
AAAAR! ROAR-ROAR-ROAR!

ANDY (AS SLINKY DOG)
YIPE! YIPE-YIPE-YIPE!

ANDY (AS WOODY)
You're goin' to jail, Bart.

Andy picks up Mr. Potato Head and places him in a baby crib
in the room.

A cardboard sign is taped to the bars with the word "JAIL"
written in crayon.

ANDY (AS WOODY)
Say good-bye to the wife and
tatertots.

Andy's 1-year-old sister, MOLLY, crawls over and picks up Mr.
Potato Head. She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to
pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her crib,
forcing some of his parts loose.

Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the
floor.

ANDY
(pulling Woody's string)
You saved the day again, Woody.

WOODY (VOICE BOX)
You're my favorite deputy.

BEGIN TITLES

SONG "YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" plays while Andy does
various activities with Woody:

-- Andy turns the Western town boxes around to reveal cows
drawn on the other side. He grabs a jump rope and pretends
Woody is lassoing the cattle.

ANDY
C'mon, let's wrangle up the cattle.

-- Andy then rides Woody around on an RC (remote control)
car, and herds the remaining "cow" boxes under Molly's crib.

INT. STAIRWELL

-- Andy places Woody on the top of the stairwell banister
allowing the doll to slide downstairs. Andy races ahead and
catches him at the bottom.

INT. DOWNSTAIRS LIVING ROOM

-- Andy & Woody fall into the La-Z-Boy chair and spin around
and around.

Next, Andy uses the La-Z-Boy foot rest as a catapult.

Andy flings Woody across the room to the sofa.

ANDY
(raising his arms)
Score!

SONG ENDS

Woody lies limp on the sofa while Andy is heard talking to
his mother.

ANDY (O.S.)
Wow! Cool!

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.)
Whadda ya think?

ANDY (O.S.)
Oh, this looks GREAT, Mom!

ANGLE: THE ADJOINING DINING ROOM

MRS. DAVIS, Andy's thirty eight-year-old mom, has just
finished decorating the area with streamers and balloons. A
banner is draped across the archway. It reads: "Happy
Birthday Andy."

Woody's frozen face stares in the direction of the birthday
decorations.

ANDY
Can we leave this up 'til we move?

MRS. DAVIS
Well, sure, we can leave it up.

ANDY
Yeah!

MRS. DAVIS
Now go get Molly. Your friends are
going to be here any minute.

ANDY
Okay.

Andy picks up Woody from the couch and runs upstairs.

ANDY
It's party time, Woody!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Andy and Woody enter the room. Molly is still banging
Potato Head against her crib railing. Andy tips Woody's hat
at her.

ANDY
Howdy, Little Lady!

He deposits Woody on the bed and pulls his string one last
time.

WOODY (VOICE BOX)
Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

ANDY
(picking up Molly)
C'mon, Molly. Oh, you're getting
heavy!
(to Woody)
See ya later, Woody.

Andy exits.

END TITLES

Woody's eyes come to life. The cowboy doll sits up, his
expression changing from a smile to worry.

WOODY
(to himself)
Pull my string! The birthday
party's today?!

Woody thinks.

WOODY
(to the room)
Okay, everybody. Coast is clear.

The bedroom comes alive. TOYS emerge from the toy box, the
closet, the shelves, etc... in a flurry of activity.

POTATO HEAD, his body parts strewn across the floor, sits
himself upright and begins to re-assemble himself.

MR. POTATO HEAD
Ages three and up. It's on my box.
Ages three and up! I'm not
supposed to be babysitting Princess
Drool.

HAMM, the piggy bank, flips one last penny into his coin
slot. Potato Head walks up to him. All his facial pieces
are in the wrong slots.

MR. POTATO HEAD
Hey, Hamm! Look! I'm Picasso!
HAMM
I don't get it.

Hamm walks away.

MR. POTATO HEAD
You uncultured swine!
(to someone O.S.)
What are you looking at, ya hockey
puck?!

Potato Head walks past, revealing a hockey puck figurine.

Woody sits on the edge of the bed observing all the activity.
He turns to a plastic green army man, SARGENT, standing on
the night stand.