Join me for a victory lap?

Time for some serious gaming.

clutch player, cool under pressure, let's keep clutching rounds ˘⌣˘

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Being a man who has a lot of sex at all times, I can say that I have plenty of sex with real women to spend 15 minutes with. On the other hand, I've had a lot of sex. I'm also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I'm very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I am very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my crushes asked me to have sex with her, but I told her I was playing a sex game and she started crying and became a lesbian and committed suicide because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men, I am not gay. I am very cool and handsome, so girls always want to have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My penis is very big. All my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex and I am. I have a lot of sex. I am also handsome and sexy and I have sex.