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88.0 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
I hate overwatch and I love this game.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 1
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☐ 10

---{ NOTES }---
Currently needs some work in the balancing department, but that's to be expected since it's so early after release. Give it a shot. If it runs well on your PC and you like overwatch you'll definitely enjoy it. I mainly like it since I wasn't a fan of the overwatch IP.
Posted 8 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
81.6 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
DEMOCRACY
Posted 23 February, 2024. Last edited 12 March, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
268.7 hrs on record (88.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Additional Comments:
The comments calling this tarkov in space aren't wrong.
WW2 x Tarkov x Sea of Thieves (In ship to ship combat and boarding aspects)
Easier if you're coming from Tarkov. Gun-play is much simpler and so is medical system. May want to ease into it if you aren't coming from Tarkov, as this type of brutal looter shooter can be rough for new players to the genre. My advice is don't get discouraged if you die a lot at first! The progression is well worth the initial struggle! Movement takes some getting used to. Additionally, as a player with low tier loot you still have every chance to win fight against bigger dudes. All and all rec·om·mend! Plus there's an update coming soon so its's only up from here! Get in while it's fresh! Good job on this one Team 17 and Small Impact. Props to you both.

Posted 22 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
128.6 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
Masterpiece. Bit buggy on vehicle hitboxes but the campaign is great and the multiplayer is the best experience i've had with a game in years.
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
600.9 hrs on record (42.8 hrs at review time)
Painful. But like the good kind
Posted 9 March, 2020.
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