+rep quick and fast legal assistance. After my 4th arrest for the same federal office I thought for sure I was a goner, but luckily jinkylinks only extorted 6 of my immediate relatives in exchange for favorable testimony. Thanks for helping me secure unsupervised probation and credit for time served - I owe you!

A lost soul wanders the Earth, searching for remnants of belonging in an endless quest for solace. Haunted by the echoes of past choices, it drifts through the realms of the living, seeking elusive redemption.

RIP JINKYLINKS, He was a good man. Lived a short life, but a full one. Years of service always remembered. This Steam Page is better than a tombstone, ill always be able to revisit my past moments with you here. I know you're in a better place man, love you long time

BURFDAY GIFT ON MY BURFDAY

Have you ever see a opossum as you're driving down the road then it suddenly stops and plays dead. Well if not then imagine you are driving down I-70 westbound in the middle of Kansas and you stop at an Exxon to get a fat ole reup on those delicious king sized Reese's Crispy Crunchy bars and you realize the Chevy Cruze is puffing blue smoke out whats left of its exhaust. That is precisely how it feels for a middle aged man born and raised in the thriving suburbs of the third largest city in Zimbabwe who has seen some things and nutted to others things (many of which an exquisite man would not be the most proud of but you as an imbecile to the grace of whatever god the Third Reich believed in thinks is A-OKAY) feels when he consumes a piece of some of that sweet juicy Five Gum. Anyways did you know that the worlds 78th best rapper Cardi B was born with a penis?

Dude literally touches me