Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again

Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born

If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.

If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children

A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you

Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me

If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much

A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies

Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok

TY Ya'll

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(BEEP BEEP)THE REP TRUCK COMIN THRU

=D ty!

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GO IRON PUGS! (Because I feel like it).

=D TY!

scootis = pootis
+rep just because

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MEDIC is so awesome

+rep great trader