it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 to town 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy TO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD ELF 👼👼👼 because SANTA IS WATCHING FROM HIS CUCK🪑CHAIR‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE ♥♥♥♥ 2nite🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

It’s almost XXXmussy 🎅🏾🎄🔔and you know what that means 😈😈😈 Saint Nick 🎅🏾 is gonna stick his fat 🌽🌽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Candy 🍭 ♥♥♥♥ cane 🐓in your stocking 🧦so drink drink 🍺 your eggnog 🥚nut-cream 🌰😫😫 you filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elf ♥♥♥♥♥🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️Santa’s hard and hung 🍆 and wants you 😘to sit on his fat ass 🍑 lap. Drag those big 😭 thicc chestnuts 🌰🌰 across daddy Santa’s face? 🎅🏾🎅🏼🎅🏾 if you’re extra ❌❌❌ naughty 😈, we’ll get Santa’s eight trusty reindeer-twinks: Cupid 💘 , Poppers, Sniffies, Lubey 💦, Cumpig 🐷, Prancer 👯‍♂️, pisspig 💦🐷, and vixen 😈 to finish you off. All while poor Rudolph 🤡is cucked in the corner😔. Make sure Mrs. Claus 🤶 doesn’t see 👀, or else she’ll spank you silly like the HO👋🏼 HO👋🏼HO👋🏼 that you are😫😫😫 maybe Santa will blow 💦 ⛄️ snowmen all over 💦⛄️

Why?

if you want to make it real, kiss me when i least expect it. 🎷🐀

wanna kiss? 🥺

Before I sat on your lap, I felt butterflies on my stomach. Then, I was comfortable on your thick legs, took my shirt off and stole you a kiss. “What are you doing??” asked Santa Claus, pushing me. At the shopping mall floor I smiled as security approached, it was always a fetish of mine, to kiss the old man in the red suit.

i love your thighs pls send me on snapchat 🥺

Can you spare any Robux? I'm tryna buy a gf, her name is Chris

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i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

poop

smells like indians

What in teh ♥♥♥♥

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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what the ♥♥♥♥

MEEEERMRRRREEERR MEHEHEHEHEHE MERRMERR PTHEPTHE MEEEEEMER MIHIHIHIHI

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Especially when you're like 95% tuna with a hint of sweat

Tuna and Lavender ain't a good mix

meemer

pthepthe

Imagine being a bitchass

Imagine playing BDO lmao

fat indian-

ur feet smell, wash them

have my babies u sweaty indian

big noob

No u >:(

Hey there, have you been alright? I never quite knew why you disappeared and just wanted to know if you're doing okay

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi Mommy

Yikes

Hiiiiiiii Mommy

Hi sir can you please add me cause i need to talk to you for some important reason I hope you will add me thanks ❤ TRADE IS NOT INVOLVE

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I think you're like 4 years old or something

Mommy, what was my age again?

Steamie omegaLUL

You are definitely one of the slowest persons in the world right now. Mrs Slowpoke

Insane navigation skills.... :^)

:^)

LMAO

That moment when you post that on my profile and everyone thinks it's meant for me.. FeelsBadMan

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