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13 of 44 (30%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 1:18am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 9:17am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:40am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 8:55am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2019 @ 1:17am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 9:58am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:46am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 3:49pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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