I used to tickle my pickle to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start strangling it. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it! I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

every time he speaks he makes me uncomfortably hard for hours

+rep

has 2 dads and hes racist

kids a fat piece of ♥♥♥♥

yo lets watch hells paradise?