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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 6:48am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 8:24am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 7:18am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:51pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 4:02am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 8:50am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 4:34am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 4:00am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 9:44am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:48pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2024 @ 1:14pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 4:35am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 9:52am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 8:26am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 8:57am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 8:47am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 9:44am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 8:58am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 9:26am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 3:50am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 7:49am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 8:56am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 8:31am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 7:11am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:44pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!