do u think she will take me back if I start begging and whimpering like the good boy I am???

!@$#..

u smell look feel sound and taste like a stupid ass rat

I facetimed my long-distance girlfriend the other day, usually, I check her location every 5 minutes to make sure she is safe and sound. However, right exactly at 10:00 pm(on the toilet checking her location), she was moving down the street and I thought it was odd. I didn't want to react and call her, but my finger was itching to hit the phone call symbol right next to her contact name. Anyways, I call her and she wasn't answering, I kept on calling but it keeps sending me to voicemail; 2 hours pass and she finally facetimes me. However, using my instinct and gut feel, I analyzed her behavior, this type of pattern happens every Friday. Maybe I'm thinking too much about it, well back to playing League 😅

u literally smell like feet

are u stupid???? braindead