Recent reviews by gold mouth princess

to see the "overwhelmingly positive" review rating in this page fills me with so much dread and disgust it's becoming hard for me to think straight. it's everything i hate about the internet and nostalgic masturbatory media in a clean cut kickstart welfare funded package. this is something you'd find sold on ThinkGeek alongside poorly made trinkets of Dr. Who garbage memorabilia and odd bits and ends featuring Cthulu. if we're going to have such low standards for ourselves, why even bother living anymore?