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35.2 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
Oh, how much I loved this game. It's the definitive South Park experience, you really feel like you're part of a long, long episode. And you really have many opportunities to choose the overall outcome of the story.
Some will say that the combat system is flawed and too easy. Phsst. Not important.
Some will say that the puzzle are too easy. Not true and also not important.
What is important is the thematically accurate attack of Kenny, in which he is probably going to die impaled by Rainbow Unicorns or Butter's Professor Chaos attack with a random devastating blow.
What is important is Cartman's treachery and his enemity with Kyle's Elves.
What is important is the alien anal probing that gives you power of teleportation using your powerful sphincter.
What is important is helping Al Gore place his ManBearPig sensors all around town and obeying the Prince of Canada's command to kill the Bishop of Banff and bring back his balls as a trophy.
That's what South Park : The Stick of Truth is all about.
Posted 17 August, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
What a game! Grim Fandango was an instant favorite of mine all those years ago when it first came out. And it still is one of the most compelling and most fun games I've ever played. It's a graphic adventure at its finest, with wonderful music, incredible art and many jokes and clever references. Despite the *grim* setting and the plot of a classic film noir, it is always light-hearted and never boring or sad.
Also, the new remastered edition, besides showing in glorious high-definition those beautiful textures, introduces a point-and-click interface that was so much missing from the original game.
Smart dialog, great soundtrack, funny characters and situations, wonderful art and colors. What more could you ask of a simple game?
Posted 20 February, 2015.
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177 people found this review helpful
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10.0 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
If you like platform, you'll love Gunpoint.
If you like humor, you'll love Gunpoint.
If you like puzzles, you'll love Gunpoint.
If you like Noir movies and atmospheres, you'll love Gunpoint.
If you like pixelated vintage games, you'll love Gunpoint.
If you like Jazz, you'll love Gunpoint and its wonderful soundtrack (do spend a little more and get the edition with the soundtrack included, it's definitely worth it).

You'll love Gunpoint and you'll wish there was more to play.
Posted 23 October, 2014.
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