Jeff Dunham
My Name Jeff
 
 
Smells like my dad. Smells like his cologne. I miss my dad 'cause he is never home.
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zeph 8 May, 2023 @ 4:53pm 
always on about his liberal agenda -rep
stewart 2000 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:17pm 
The Perfect cop, i love you and i dont know how to tell you it. it's like you are on an epic journey. it will get very rough and i like you so much. you have been my best friend in this life and i cant even remember much of about you or that you can't remember. now this hurts your feelings enough that its like im having to pull back i hate it. let alone in a good way. i am not saying you can never be a good cop, but when you are, it makes it hard to see this as a good thing. this isn't good, but you can't say you like it. it is something i am not able to tell you all about. i will say now that your parents used to want to buy me a nice car then tell me about your bad decisions and im not really going to tell you all about your past. you told me about how bad you feel now. how you will die of a drug overdose then let me tell you how bad you want to live. but you can't take my word for it. just stop and think about all the things you don't like about your current life.
galaxy gas 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm 
We can never be--why? Because we are just friends, really good friends, and you don't want to ruin that, but then you kissed me!

You said that it meant nothing, and that you have too much respect for our friendship. I could show you that our being together could be amazing. I don't want to hurt you like you have been hurt in the past. I want you to take a risk and learn that being together can be great!

I love you, and if you have not seen that by now, then you are blind. I used to think it was just your looks, but then I realized it's who you are inside that makes my heart beat at this pace. Just being around you makes my life worth living. You will be in my heart forever even if it's just as friends.
Midnight Q 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40pm 
basically, will beat my ass if i don't play perfect counter strike. -rep
PS. don't get him started on overwatch.