See, I'm just like you in a way; I'm a gamer
I never used to cheat on my games, I beat them
I can relate to what you're playing in your games
So when I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, I drift away and play'em
'Cause I don't really got ♥♥♥♥ else
So that ♥♥♥♥ helps when I'm bored
I even got a badge of cook serve delicious on my profile
Sometimes I play it myself to see how much it sucks
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me
See everything you play is real
And I respect it because I live it
Your friends are upset cause you talk about it 24/7
But no one knows you like cook serve delicious knows you
No one knows what it was like for playing that game
You gotta message me, man
We'll play your favorite games, sincerely yours, Will
P.S. We should play together too

Dear Shelby, you still ain't invited or wrote
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up you're always cooking
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the party chat
You don't have to
But you could've joined us on Mario Party
That's my favorite game man, it's only 12 years old
We waited in an empty lobby for you
For 20 minutes, and you just said no
That's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥, girl, you're it's favorite player
We just want you to play with us, you know more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Cambridge?
You said if I'd join you party, you'd join mine

My food is cold, I'm wondering why I launched Cook, Serve, Delicious at all
The game clouds up my computer, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be food, but Shelby's picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad

My PC is getting upgraded, I'm about to ascend
If I buy a game, guess what it's called?
Cook, Serve Delicious
I read about your Destiny raid too, I'm sorry
I had a crappy game in my libary, my friend didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But you're cook, serve, delicious's biggest fan
I heard you even got that undergroud mod you got on Nexus
You got a room full of your food and screenshots, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with your restaurant too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this shelby, hit me back
Just to play, truly yours, this is Will

Dear Shelby, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my gamertag and my steam at the bottom
I joined two parties back in autumn
You must not've been in'em
There was probably a problem at Microsoft or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble gamertags too sloppy when I jot'em
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up Shelby?
How's cook serve delicious?

My food is cold, I'm wondering why I launched Cook, Serve, Delicious at all
The game clouds up my computer, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be food, but Shelby's picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad