My ♥♥♥♥♥ is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my ♥♥♥♥♥ off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a ♥♥♥♥♥ reduction as they would have nowhere to put the ♥♥♥♥♥. It would just take up far too much room.

-rep hacker

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Shut up agent cumstain

LOL SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep nice dude