i miss you, man :( <3

Hey, I heard something very cool about the hit game Dead by daylight by behaviour interactive.If you Disconnect from a public match 4 times in a row and then play Burger king myers on the map Ormond resort,open all the lockers on the map, and then kill all 4 survivors you get free Robux from the hit game Roblox!Literally a free money generator! Although I have been having the feeling of something watching me after Ive done it. And when I sleep I see a scary dude wearing a hockey mask and wielding a machete in my sleep, I think his name is jason?Oh yeah speaking of him I heard he has a game like dead by daylight and that it died off due to bugs and there was this big license issue like holy moly man thats wild and crazy and wacky! The free robux amount is 1 million!Have a good day!Oh wait I forgot to say the Event also gives you free VBucks from fortnite and minecoins for minecraft! WHAT A DEAL! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?I AM GETTING OVEREXCITED HELP!SERIOUSLY SAVE ME IM GONNA HAVE A HEART

My neighbour, a chain smoker, coughs all day and night. Not just a little cough, f u c k i n g earthquakes of phlem that literally make my windows vibrate. I have to keep my windows closed or smoke comes in, and i'd rather my room have stale a s s air than lung cancer air. have some sensory issues so when he coughs i want to make myself f u c k i n g deaf. Recently i found that if i jerk off during his coughing fits, its much easier to cope with. When i finish, he usually has finished having his fit. If he's still not done, i say "f u c k it, time for round two." Since doing this, everytime he starts coughing, im instantly horny. Sometimes ill tease myself and stroke my d i c k in sync with the coughs. I even once left my curtains open hoping he'd see. I wish this was a f u c k i n g joke.