Alright fella, here's the thing. I noticed you said a swear word on my Minecraft server, and that is strictly forbidden. If I ever see you on my server again, I will hck you up with the likes of which have never been seen before. I can kill you in 100 different ways, and that's just with my pickaxe. I have over 300 confirmed diamonds on Planet Mknecrafy. I was top of my class in Mineschool. I will grief your house so bad you'll think it was a Vietnamese hospital. You're hcking dead, kiddo.

Yeah,😈 I Love ❤️ B😘D😛S🍆M🌵:

Bursting 😟 Through Hospital🏥 Doors 🚪

Directions➡ From A😧 Receptionist🙎

Sad💔 Conversation With A 😷 Doctor😰

😱Miscarriage👼

squamp on my nomp

gamers don't poop

who is this magnificent man?

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It's speciMEN, not speciLADY.

-rep 0/10 wouldn't bang

That's some salty stuff.

You didn't block me, but your not away and your not responding to my questions.

We need to make a song crossover. It will be called "We didn't start the fire and flames"

Kilmarnock ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Were going to make our own pizza. What would you like on yours?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Head It's the short woman from The Incredibles!

all are invited, greatest asdonfa meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

don't quack on me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKjPO7YDa_0&feature=r%C2%ADelated

WALTER NOOOOO

jaycoooooooob.

We should cook more crystal methanfetamine, being the Heisenberg that you are. I told the cops that your heisenberg. Hope thats okay :)

http://steamproxy.com/steamstore/app/223595?snr=1_41_4__42 shut up and take my money

You wanna cook?

I was looking at the wrong video. Super Mario War was the game I was talking about.

I will ♥♥♥♥ your soul.

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Leave.

Tick tock, found a rock, gonna knock this posers socks off. Woah, their purple! Woah woah!

"A man works hard all week to have his pants off all weekend"
-Mr. Krabs
Words to live by.

Not in this country.

My son is your fanboy. I'll sue you if you have sex with him; pretty sure incest is illegal.

I comment on your profile far too much. Thanks!

That doesn't make any sense, but I am online regardless of what steam says. Thanks!

It says your offline but you just messaged me. Creepy.

Sucks to your ass-mar!

I'm offline, your offline. We're all offline.

Steam thinks you are online, but I can't message you because you are offline, and on your profile it says you're not even one of my friends, even though you are in my friends list. I somehow can message you on my phone though.

Oh no, Postal 2 is now on steam.

If you are read this, then you need to message me because something. Seriously

I am less ugly than you. Thanks!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=9GAG hehe..

ANYWAY YOU WANT IT, THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT, ANYWAY YOU WANT IT.

Yes

NO.

G!

I wish I had friends.

no james

Please kill yourself ♥♥♥.

Doctor Who just rickrolled me...

I cannot have a sleepover later due to reasons.

No offence, but that shirt makes you look like the fattest, ugliest thing that has ever walked this earth. <3

Stop looking up my steam profiles skirt you perv....