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Recent reviews by jawniss

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25.4 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
Boring af. *tense* story moment, lara + whoever tf last talked pauses for a second, mass effect andromoda vibes. terrible game design on the hardest difficutly (only saves at campfires), i'm getting chased by temple runner monkeys toward cam, game loads, instantly i'm sposed to run away from camera in chase scene. breaks the 180 degree rule. i had half a second to recognize this, instaltly grabbed by the monkeys, game over, half an hour reset back to the last fire. idek what the story is ♥♥♥♥ this game i don't give a ♥♥♥♥

i'll still finish it tho i'm no bitfh
Posted 2 October, 2022.
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194.2 hrs on record (83.5 hrs at review time)
if skyrim were a good game
Posted 10 November, 2019. Last edited 16 October, 2022.
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120.2 hrs on record (105.1 hrs at review time)
Play this with friends 100%
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
18.5 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Both of the biggest assignments of the year are due in four days. I haven't started them yet. Saw this on sale. Bought it, spent 3 hours on it immediately. Was it worth it? You bet.

I'd recommend this game to anyone and everyone! Keep on sliming!
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
If you were buying this DLC for the English Longbow to replace your Plainsrider bow, DO NOT BUY THIS. I bought this just for that reason, the double damage compared to my Plainsrider, but IT WAS NOT WORTH IT. The drawing time on the English Longbow is 3 times slower than the drawback for the Plainsrider, and it has way less ammo. Waste of money to me.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
20.0 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
I have never played a game as fun as this in all my 17 years of life.
Witty, badass, idolic main character? Hell yeah!
And as an Asian, having an Asian main character is the best thing ever.
I'd recommend this to anybody and everybody!
Posted 13 October, 2016.
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7.6 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
THIS LITTLE GAME IS SO CLEVER!
I first played this when I was a young one, and now playing it again I've realized how many little jokes there are.
Gameplay is very simple and fun, I love the game's graphic style, it's kid friendly, and really cheap when it's on sale.
Can't wait to play the sequel, I would recommend this to anyone and everyone!!!
Posted 26 June, 2016.
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105.1 hrs on record (98.5 hrs at review time)
3 bucks when on sale = 100 hours of gameplay

i mean, i'm not good at the maths, but that seems pretty good
Posted 26 February, 2016.
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1.2 hrs on record
in 69 minutes i found out that i'll never be able to get myself a lady
Posted 20 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Risk of Rain? more like risk of having a fun time! oh snizzle

just play it
Posted 16 February, 2016.
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