Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.

You've seen me on the web. You've read about me in books. You've watched my astounding live show. (OK i made the last two up... sue me) Who am I, this mysterious creature called "Jeff?" Who made me? Where did I come from? No doubt these questions have plagued you for quite a while! Or else you just got bored with all the other stuff on the internet and are just killing time now! No matter! I have an astounding display of my! history, information and other things that I couldn't fit anywhere else, right here, just for you! Start reading! Ahem. Jeffrey A. -redacted- is the self-appointed leader of everyone, despite being about as mentally stable as a dachshund with a lot of caffeine in its system. Jeff has gone through a number of evolutions over the years, the mass of which are too dumb to mention, although it should give you an idea of the scope of the changes when I tell you that, at the beginning, Jeff was cute enough to give pikachu a run for his money. Like most humans, Jeff is vaguely on the side of good. While he has put world into grim jeopardy a few times, he's always subsequently saved it, albeit begrudgingly. The "A" in "Jeffrey A. -redacted-" stands for something, although for the life of me I can't remember what.