Truly a shrimp? You readily expect me
to believe that a shrimp, of all the Lord's
creations, fried this rice? This delectable
dish that I am about to partake in?
Nonsense, I say! Pure and utter nonsense,
A shrimp, no matter how plucky and
determined, does not possess the
wherewithal to wield a pan and a flame,
let alone prepare a meal ft for a king
No, my good sir or madam, this task
requires the touch of a master, a chef of
the highest caliber. So, I must implore you,
explain to me how this shrimp, this humble
crustacean, managed to perform this
culinary miracle?

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Come (Pause) Nerevar, friend or traitor, come (Pause). Come (Pause) and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come (Pause) to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come (Pause) to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come (Pause) , bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come (Pause) to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend...

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend...

Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend...

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

the person below me is a good faithful christian god bless him

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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This guy loves women and is NOT sexist or mysoginistic at all

Are you a guy? cause i need a hamburger

Are you a girl? cause i need a sandwich

NOOOOO I FELL FOR IT

https://youtu.be/8ybW48rKBME?si=X6TM4LhwU8XNPPPC

this guy might be the god of zomboid

Jason play red dead redemption 2 please

left 4 dead dream team

Jason gaming has been sentenced to death

Jason Gaming has been found GUILTY to the 39 counts of homicide

Jason Gaming

Jason can you sign my balls

hi jason gaming

President Jason Gaming

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Vote Jason Gaming for president

Jason gaming +rep

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Deep Stone Crip dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toouch my man

Just kidding of course
I will sex you ;)

i will sex your mother

+rep fellow antarctican is gaming

+rep he is gaming and jason

+rep really cool guy and I love him

-rep bad at scp

+rep didnt grief, gave free pulse bow