Recent reviews by jascotty2

What game?

When I first found this game, I thought it looked like a fun target practice game. A relaxing distraction, shouldn't take more than an hour to play.

How wrong I was.

I only realized my mistake after my first squad member, but it was too late for me by then. The blocks are life. Must break the blocks. Must get gold. Must buy upgrades.
Must click the cubes.
Must click the cubes.
Must click the cubes.
Must click the cubes.
RAINBALL!
Click the cubes.
Click the cubes.
Click the cubes.

I have defeated boss groups with health points measured in units many orders of magnitude beyond human comprehension in mere seconds, and still I tarry on. There are more to be defeated. There are more time loops to begin. The blocks are all there is. The blocks are life.

There is no sleep, there is only the next level. The next upgrade. The next RAINBALL! The next warp. The next weapon cube. Time has lost meaning. There is no game, there is only the blocks. Family have called to ask if I am well, why I don't visit as often, if I'm unwell. They do not know. They do not understand. The blocks are all there is. The blocks are life.

Can't look away for too long. Might miss a rainball. Might miss a chance to upgrade as soon as its available. Might not defeat a boss on the first run. Cannot leave the game, the levels cannot progress without me. Must break the blocks. The blocks are life.

This is a great way to waste your time, if you have all of the time to waste.
As in, if you are foolish enough to start, you might never stop.
Once you are in, there is no escape.
The blocks are life.

Nerd Stats: If every HP constituted as 1 Joule of energy, then I have dealt more damage to the blocks than all atomic weapons ever detonated on earth, combined. In the past hour alone. By a factor of 10^16. Starting from level 10 on my last time loop. My maximum damage bonus streak from the first boss still hasn't worn off. Also, the level 2000 boss would require more energy than 10^93 supernovas combined. I have collected more gold than visible stars in the sky and grains of sand on the earth by a number too large to have a common name. Time for me is no longer measured in minutes and hours, but in how many waves have passed.

Steam asked me if I would recommend this game to anyone, and I cannot in good conscious recommend this to anybody I know. It's only amusing for the first hour, but the game is forever. Yet I cannot stop, for I must see what it takes to reach the end. The blocks are life.
Save yourself. I am already too far gone.