"Fortnite is real, and it's coming for you" - My signature catchphrase

I know how to do a backflip AND the spin move
I am able to say the first 13 letters of the alphabet IN ORDER
Owns a mallet
Has played Minecraft Story Mode on Netflix
My gf is cool at art and rhythm games and real cool

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CactusSteak: so anyways u hear that sonic partnered with hooters?
Snoots McGoots: i have literally no response to that
CactusSteak: god dropping that bombshell never gets old
CactusSteak: i think its only in japland tho
Snoots McGoots: sounds about right
CactusSteak: dude does this mean were gonna get pics of the sonic cast working at hooters?
Snoots McGoots: NO YOU PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
CactusSteak: woah i meant as cooks in the kitchen you sicko
CactusSteak: whats wrong with you
Snoots McGoots: yikes you got me
CactusSteak: dude imagine sonic with tits
Snoots McGoots: blocked