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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 8:45am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 9:25am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2016 @ 1:41pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 3:44pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 3:12pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 4:20am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2016 @ 7:01am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 10:10am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 6:23am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2015 @ 1:51pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2016 @ 10:18am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2016 @ 11:48pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2016 @ 11:23am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2016 @ 6:59am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 5:46am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2016 @ 11:55pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2016 @ 11:48pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:56pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 3:43pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2017 @ 5:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 6:18am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 7:31am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 8:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 9:29am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 6:42am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 8:36am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 8:07am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 2:44pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 8:34am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2016 @ 11:18am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 8:04am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 7:35am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:53pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 10:13am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 8:29am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 7:46am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 9:40am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 8:23am



Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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