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Recent reviews by janitoess

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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
to anyone i have added, no this game is not what the game says it is. TRUST ME PLEASE, i have had 3 of you dm me SHAMING me already.

to anyone reading this review, this is a hidden achievement printer, idle for 2 hours or so and boom, three thousand four hundred forty five achievements at your disposal.

edit: i find the people giving this game a bad review only due to the fact it genuinely doesn't contain any hentai is so hilarious. sure. it's clickbait. get a job. g00ners.

Posted 8 December.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
it aight
Posted 26 November.
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1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
so simplistic yet captivating. do or do not. cheese.
Posted 24 November.
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75.1 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
love this damn game.

i will say i definitely have thalassophobia but this game is so well made, it has me coming back for more. i have prior experience playing this game n will say, even now there are a couple glitches and bugs here n there but nothing too irritating.

make sure you save often.

+amazing biomes
+terrifying spectacular creatures
+well-made storyline
+cut scenes
+base building

everything's just a chef's kiss.
i do want the "Prawn Suit falling out of bounds" bug fixed soon. I lost McShrimper Sr and McShrimper Jr to this bug.
Posted 11 November.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
tried this not-a-game out for nostalgia - loved it.

there is no game.
Posted 10 November.
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3.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
simple yet well made, downloaded this game for its achievements - difficulty on obtaining them is definitely skill based... game was pissing me off while trying for Mega Jump (getting 10000 points).

regardless of my original reasoning for downloading the game + crashing out over obtaining achievements, i loved this game.
Posted 10 November.
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0.4 hrs on record
scrolled thru "free to play" games n saw this. if you love pineapple on pizza, you'll definitely love Pineapple on pizza.
Posted 10 November.
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1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Not an avid fan of point and click games. This game is an exception. Loved how stress-free the hints system was. Would recommend.
Posted 10 November.
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