oh wow 2 items.. you must be some kind of rich guy hehe *starts blushing* so many badges too seems like i've stumbled upon some gamer god over here *avoids making eye contact cuz i start blushing even harder* i ughh.. i'm new here and would love to be someone's little kitten, if only someone would be so kind to take care of a lost little kitten like me uwu i desperately need a big strong man to protect me from all the freaks on here *starts looking at you with huge puss in boots eyes* i heard there's a guy on here made of spoons he's called the spoon man *starts pissing myself* i'm terrified of spoons my great grandfather was killed by one and now the spoon man is out to get me as well *starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants* please zaddy protect me from this evil man i'm so scawed *whips out my left boob and starts breast feeding to comfort myself* pweassee zaddy pwotecc meee

2 fort king

Jewish Coin

best Day of Defeat: Source player I have encountered. Tposing legend.

i was part of the bombing

he made me go boom