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Recent reviews by James-Clayton

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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
It hurts because I've been waiting TEN WHOLE YEARS for this since I first heard about it back in 2013 (It has supposedly been in development since 2009). It was one of those games in development that I would check on every now and then for news because the concept was refreshingly unique, and I would be excited for any bit of update that would come out about it. But alas, the result of that long waiting time is a measly fart of a indie game. But it is a very nice smelling fart. It's the video game equivalent of those tiny gourmet dishes from some hoity-toity fancy restaurant that only takes a nibble and a lick of the plate to finish.

I recommend this game only if you get it in a bundle or if it's on sale. Awesome idea and mechanic, horribly, dreadfully short. By the time the credits started to roll I could barely believe my eyes, let alone the "100%" next to my save file. This game had me having the most painful metaphorical blue balls I've ever experienced.
Posted 31 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.7 hrs on record (47.0 hrs at review time)
Like Harvest Moon but more fun. Great way to waste what little precious time you have in life, make you forget how worthless your very presence in this world is, and sucks you into a world where none of the people you date cheats on you and friends stay longer than a year. 9/10, only gripe is that crappily drawn bed in the beginning of the game.
Posted 20 February, 2021.
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4.5 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
If you've ever played Dutch Blitz, it's basically that. Fun game to play with people and get stressed out on, love it.
Posted 19 January, 2021.
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9.6 hrs on record
One of my all time favorite puzzle games, this game is a masterpiece, a must play.
Posted 13 August, 2020.
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3.0 hrs on record
This game is for BIG BRAIN people. In all seriousness, this walking simulator has some pretty interesting ideas of what it means to be an artist, what it means to over-analyze an artist, and what it means to deal with your own insecurities by projecting them on your favorite artist. It has some cool things to say.
Posted 13 August, 2020.
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5.2 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
It's like the first doom only with bigger rooms and a lot of enemies, still solid gameplay, but feels more like an expansion pack to the original doom than a sequel.
Posted 13 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.6 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
One of the best games of all time! I didn't grow up playing this game so it was a pretty fresh experience for me. I was surprised how well it held up all these years, if you've never played this classic, I heavily suggest that you do.
Posted 9 August, 2020.
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