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11.1 hrs on record
A serious contender for greatest game of all time.
Posted 24 September, 2017.
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19.1 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
I recently played through Resident Evil 4 for the first time ever. The game is every bit as good as its reputation suggests. Wonderfully ageless style and atmosphere, brilliant controls, excellent pacing and gameplay variety. Better yet, the game has New Game Plus and a bunch of bonus modes and missions once you beat it, so the fun never stops. The game is a magnum opus of modern game design, and has aged exceptionally well. Play it please.
Posted 14 August, 2017. Last edited 25 August, 2017.
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16.2 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Watch out for arrow traps.
Posted 7 August, 2017.
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49.6 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
Once in a country named Skyrim in the land of Tamriel, there lived a young Imperial woman named Rosa.

Rosa was an extreem kleptomaniac, and her immense criminal record send her to an execution. Thankfully, a Dues Ex Machina Dragon came in and saved the day. Running off with the notorious Nord nationalist Ulfric Stormcloak, Rosa eventually escaped to the city of Whiterun, where she became a local hero after killing a dragon and eating their soul. For thois deed, Rosa recieved a slave named Lydia, who she would mistreat for years to come. Yet, deep down, Rosa cared for Lydia. After infiltrating the Thalmor embassy for some reason, Rosa's mission to do Dragonborn stuff lead her to the seedy town of Riften. Quickly, Rosa joined the Theives Guild, and in short time, became their leader.

Today, Rosa lives in a well furnished house in Whiterun, where she keeps all her pickpocketed jewlery and gemstones. She never defeated the dragons, but they ended up not destroying the world, so it was okay.

And so ends the Legend of the Dragonborn. Good times.
Posted 13 July, 2017.
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637.2 hrs on record (408.1 hrs at review time)
Between the years of 2014-2016, this was the only game I ever played. After over 500 hours, I think I finally am sick of always rushing to built the Great Library, but I still highly recommend to newcommers! Civ V with all the DLC is currently a better game than Civ VI from what I hear, and it can go for much cheaper too.

Posted 5 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
109.1 hrs on record (46.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Do you like running with knifes, being stuck in Silver, and annoying opponents with Autos? I sure do, ergo I like this game a lot!
Posted 5 July, 2017.
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24.4 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
Soul of a retro action game, veneer of a Bloom-heavy, motion-blury AAA blockbuster. Lots of fun, I especially enjoy the surpizingly heavy focus on platforming and exploration, which my old-school collectathon loving soul adores.

I don't finish many games for whatever reason, but the immaculate campaign just continued to awe me, and in my view the game ended on such a perfect note. A must play.
Posted 5 July, 2017. Last edited 24 July, 2017.
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