jakey
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herald_smurf 6 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52am 
I am alive!! Saul Ma Da Fa Ka!! <3
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demondog07 7 Jul, 2024 @ 1:18pm 
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Boon: mrendy21 4 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56am 
This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexicunt hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian with a raging measured cylindrical monstrous deity length.
Shelbee 20 Feb, 2024 @ 11:43pm 
poggers boyfriend <3
76561199521722321 28 Jan, 2024 @ 7:00pm 
plz oil me
76561199506835450 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55pm 
I got a message for all you liberals out there. You want my gun? My firearm?
Come take it from me. Just walk through my door come into my home and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try and put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands. Put em on me! On my body. Just slowly, gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm, giving me goosebumps.