It's not popular anymore so I can do it now
WICKED



The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
-Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction)


I. Thou shalt not shun thine player's computer hardware.
II. Thou shalt not accelerate mouse input.
III. Thou shalt not make a mockery of ones voice.
IV. Thou shalt not mix thine bindings.
V. Remember thine user-interface conventions and keep them holy.
VI. Thou shalt not insult thine player's mother.
VII. Thou shalt allow players to host dedicated servers.
VIII. Thou shalt not have anyone else before Gabe Newell.
IX. Thou shalt not worship false gaming services.
X. Honor thine modders and mod communities.


Our Father, which art at Valve,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Games come.
Thy will be done in Steam Machine,
As it is in PC gaming.
Give us this day our daily sale.
And forgive us our need to sleep,
As we forgive them that sleep beside us.
And lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from Uplay.
For thine are the Steam,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.