3:07 PM - Jackie: i should get you a gag gift on steam
3:07 PM - Gram: better not
3:08 PM - Jackie: lol why not?
3:08 PM - Gram: it's Christmas, nickel, not troll day
----------
11:24 PM - The Juggernaut: TELL GRAM TO STOP WRITING LOVE POETRY FOR SOME GIRL AND TO GET ONLINE
11:23 PM - Jackie: lol
11:24 PM - Jackie: I didn't think he was that sappy
11:25 PM - The Juggernaut: WELL, HE WOULDN'T WRITE POETRY THAT'S LIKE "YOU ARE SO SWEET BLA BLA BLA", IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE "LIFE IS TORTURE, WOMEN ARE HATEFUL, YET I LOVE THEM"
11:25 PM - The Juggernaut: "THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR"
11:25 PM - Jackie: that's the most profound thing i've ever read
11:26 PM - The Juggernaut: EXACTLY. GRAMTASTIC.
----------
6:06 PM - Jackie: i got final fantasy
6:08 PM - Jackie: i haven't played a final fantasy since 7, lol
6:09 PM - Valen: I hear its pretty good
6:09 PM - Jackie: you've been f*cking playing it, what do you mean you hear it's pretty good
6:09 PM - Valen: LOl
6:09 PM - Jackie: you f*cking c*ck
----------
1:27 PM - Gram: I couldn't call a heli or cab or anything
1:28 PM - Jackie: love how valen was sniping your cabbies from far away
1:35 PM - Gram: that video is literally us for the past 10 years
1:35 PM - Jackie: lol
1:36 PM - Gram: I tried to call a helicopter and a taxi and the heli flew off and the taxi bugged. f*ck me
1:36 PM - Jackie: the helicopter flew off because valen sniped it from way off in the distance
1:36 PM - Gram: F*CK
1:37 PM - Gram: literally costed me $1000 to call it.
1:37 PM - Jackie: there went 1.64% of your money you earned last night
1:37 PM - Gram: LOL
----------
Gram: We have 2 songs recorded, and we have 17 planned out for our album.
Jackie: You have 19 songs for your first album?! You're putting all your talent into one?
Gram: *laughs hysterically*
----------
9:30 PM - Jackie: GRAM
9:30 PM - Gram: sup
9:30 PM - Jackie: i'm talking to you in dickscord
9:30 PM - Gram: i don't have my spund on
9:30 PM - Gram: what up
9:30 PM - Jackie: =\
9:30 PM - Jackie: why not
9:31 PM - Gram: this music wants to make me kill myself
9:31 PM - Jackie: hahahaha
9:31 PM - Jackie: can't you just turn the music off in options?
9:33 PM - Gram: no
9:33 PM - Gram: because this game is r*tarded
9:34 PM - Gram: literally the worst f*cking UI
9:34 PM - Jackie: you can mute the game only in windows
9:34 PM - Gram: but i need to hear SFX
9:34 PM - Jackie: BUT YOU HAVE YOUR SPEAKERS OFF
9:34 PM - Gram: oh yeah lol
9:34 PM - Gram: F*CK
9:34 PM - Jackie: STUPID F*CK FACE
9:34 PM - Gram: i'm so tired
9:34 PM - Gram: HEY
9:34 PM - Gram: DON"T
----------

Jackie: dude, clue got monster hunter
Gram: eww
Jackie: eww?
Gram: what a dump of a game
Jackie: you've never even played it before
Gram: eh, you played one monster hunter game you play them all
Jackie: not reelree
Jackie: you've never played one before
Gram: yeah, I played Azure Dreams on PS1, it's literally a clone of that
Jackie: no it isn't
Gram: you don't even know what azure dreams is
Jackie: neither do youj
Gram: i played it
Jackie: when you were dreaming maybe
Gram: easily put 500 hours on it
Gram: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azure_Dreams
Jackie: linking to a wikipedia page doesn't prove you've played it
Gram: ask me any question that's not on the page
Jackie: like you've ever play a a JRPG
Jackie: where does the game take place in?
Gram: f*ck if i know, some town
Jackie: LOL
Jackie: YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE
Gram: dude that's not fair, i don't f*cking remember
Jackie: exactly
Jackie: going on my steam profile page as forever proof
Gram: WAIT NO NO NO
Gram: discord? let's clear this up
----------
Jackie: hey
Gram: you get this new update for steam
Jackie: i dunno?
Jackie: what update
Gram: lol, it's f*cked
Gram: check your updates
Gram: you're gonna die
Jackie: i don't see any updates
Gram: Steam --> check for client updates
Jackie: new friends list, huh?
Gram: it's like discord, but sh*t
Jackie: RIP XP/Vista users
Jackiegonna install it then. gonna happen eventually
Jackiebrb
Gram: kk
*Come online after updating Steam*
Jackie: can i roll this back?
Gram: LOL
----------
5:58 PM - Gram: suh fam
5:59 PM - Jackie: hey
5:59 PM - Gram: spermintide?
5:59 PM - Gram: dota?
5:59 PM - Jackie: dota? LOL UR FUNEE
6:00 PM - Jackie: like my avatar?

**I had changed my avatar to Gram's, but traced over the original to make it look nicer**

6:07 PM - Gram: OH F*CK YOU
6:08 PM - Gram: yeah lemme make tea real quick. dude get a new avatar
6:11 PM - Gram: WAIT
6:11 PM - Gram: WHY IS YOURS HIGHER QUALITY
6:11 PM - Gram: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
6:11 PM - Gram: It's my godd*mn icon and yours is better
6:11 PM - Jackie: LOL

----------
[12:10 AM]
Gram:
Here, we're done with these blown out old hover boots, we have, new clouds. Here, take this blown out old fart cloud, we have jetpacks now. Here, take these old blown out jetpacks, we have spaceships now
F*CKING HANDMEDOWNS

[12:11 AM]
Jackie:
Here, we have new planets to settle on, you can have the one we already built our base on and mined out all the materials on
JECKIE!!!
----------
The Juggernaut:
Where's this mythical food I heard about?
Jackie:
I'm eating it.
----------
Gram: https://steamproxy.com/steamstore/points/shop/c/avatar/cluster/0/reward/227834
Jackie: kinky avatar
Gram: probably the best one Ive seen
Jackie: what if she has like a lazy eye with a glass eye?
Jackie: would you still hit it?
Gram: that's what the blindfold is for
Jackie: Hahaha
Gram: I remmeber playing Witcher 3 and all I did was spend my money on w*ores and gwent cards. ruined the game for me
Gram: I remember getting stuck in some poison sewer and thinking, wtf, i could be having sex right now
----------
[3:39 PM]
Gram: happy new year im on the d*ck
----------
[2:01 PM]
Jackie: suh
[2:01 PM]
Gram: i was gonna say what up and then i saw your profile pic
[2:01 PM]
Jackie: LOL
[2:02 PM]
Gram: wise it so crisp
Gram: omfg you stole my border too wtf?