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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:27am

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:19am

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:25am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:32am

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:17am

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55am

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:46am

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:33am

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 8:10am

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 2:21am

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 2:21am

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 9:43pm



4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.