jake102: strange mode
★★★★☆   Australia
 
 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little L Plater? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Kangan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ultra Tune, and I have over 300 confirmed oil changes. I am trained in timing belt replacement and I’m the top technician in the entire VACC. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will wipe your car the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of certified mechanics across the world and your VIN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vehicle. Your car's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flush your fluids in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in engine and transmission swaps, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the garage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable car off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ accelerator. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the parts and labour fees, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ gear oil all over you and you will drown in it. Your car's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
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welcome to the poobomb 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am 
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darp [Inactive] 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11am 
Elijah Kanyi & Tamasin Ford
Role, BBC Africa Eye, Nairobi & London
29 May 2024

As Kenya dey struggle wit violent crime, BBC Africa Eye follow one former criminal as im dey try convince oda men to surrender dia illegal weapons, one gun at a time.

“Di worst tin wey I ever do na to kill. I kill one man,” di young man tok afta im agree for us to feem am but wit condition say we hide im identity.

“I bin no feel anytin, becos I bin dey high on drugs. I bin feel like na fly I kill.”

Samuel, no be im real name, dey Kisumu near Lake Victoria for west of Kenya, to meet King Kafu, one former convict wey dey now help pipo leave crime.

You fit see say im bin dey fear. E carry AK47 inside one corner wey bin wan hand over to di police.
K1NG_J3W 10 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01am 
there is a racist in the comments. I will not name him but he is there, watch out.
darp [Inactive] 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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darp [Inactive] 3 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42pm 
Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvellous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb!
Grab some pizza 🍕 31 May, 2024 @ 10:22am 
yoyoyoyo :D