Recent reviews by J Capo

I have no idea what I am doing

it's good but wayyyyyy too slow and grindy, even with unlimited carry weight and instant crafting.

It's good but it needs more time to cook. :)

What a great game, best $6.52 I've spent in a while. Simple gameplay but constantly rewarding.

good if you like having high blood pressure

Congrats on 1.0 <3

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this, am I playing an Early Access?

Such garbage game design:

-Lord gives you a quest to get him three horses
-Get three horses
-Lord is now besieging a castle
-Cannot hand in quest while he is besieging castle
-Proceeds to besiege the castle for the ENTIRE QUEST TIMER
-Fail quest because he's still besieging castle
-Relationship is now in the negative


Finish your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ product before releasing it to the public

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this campaign feels rushed and uninspired. Forcing us to use Strand ability to spawn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ orbs to destroy immunity crystals so that we can remove an immune shield from an enemy? Forcing us to use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grapple hook which 15% of the time doesn't propel the player far enough to reach the platform? Advertising the cyberpunk style city but having the missions take place in bland and uninspired locations?

I thought "how bad can it be" but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's so unfun to play.

Update:

Now it's making me kill enemies in a certain order in order to progress past a force field. Seriously lazy and awful level design just made to pad out game time.

JUST LET ME KILL ♥♥♥♥ TO FULFILL THE POWER FANTASY PLEASE

Another update:

Wonderful design on the final? boss how he just rushes you and hits you one time for 75% of your health while sending you flying across the already tiny arena which has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walls. The ♥♥♥♥ were they thinking when they developed this garbage?

Honestly, ♥♥♥♥ this game. Even modded to ♥♥♥♥, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating.

It's pretty ♥♥♥♥ game design to have an NPC which after talking to him, he immediately jails you without and prior warning. Your response is "Sounds good" and fades to black, then you appear in a jail cell with all your stuff taken away. Like WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ kind of game design is that? Why would I just "OKAY SOUNDS GOOD THROW ME IN JAIL" Like WHAT? I was dealing with all the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game threw at me, but throwing me in a jail cell and not giving me a chance to defend myself, when I am fully ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ capable of defending myself, is where I draw the line.

Honestly, if your a masochist and enjoy feeling underpowered due to artificial difficulty, then go for it. But if you're completely sane, and want to remain sane, stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from this game.

Every clown award this review gets = one in denial player trying to justify their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ taste in videogames.

Not crazy about the item randomization but pretty good first impressions, will wait for the 1.0 before jumping back in :)