He has a smol pp

You first parents of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple,
what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
-- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gout"
😍
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
😷
You roll my log, and I will roll yours.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Consider well the proportions of things. It is better to be a young June-bug
than an old bird of paradise.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding
induces violence.
-- Harvey Wheeler
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My father was a saint, I'm not.
-- Indira Gandhi
🤗
In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
-- Martin Mull
🙁
Who loves me will also love my dog.
-- John Donne
😶
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
-- Ring Lardner
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suh dude

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